type 5 - You devour news reports and critical essays. You have an insatiable curiosity about the world and what is happening in it. Your mind is constantly imagining theories to suggest why humankind is in such a perpetual mess, and then finding the fatal flaw in these theories almost as they are concocted. The only theory you cannot refute is that people truly are irredeemably evil, and the constant parade of violence, greed, and corruption that makes its way across your computer screen every time you go to CNN.com only confirms your suspicions, causing you to sink deeper and deeper into despair.